His personal life is still sordid
But this time it’s not what he snorted
The lady sensed danger
And called the park ranger
So to jail, our ex-mayor was escorted

-D.L.

Bitch turned me in.

July 5, 2009

That Marion’s under arrest
Is barely surprising, at best
He hounded his date;
And made her irate
Neither she (nor the cops) were impressed

-Edward Leer