District Limerick

It’s not really local, I guess
And our deficit is somewhat less
But don’t trust our luck
Good lord would it suck
To come up at Starbucks-Van Ness

-Edward Leer

With no federal funds will we ply
Obama to transfer or try
Any Gitmo detainees
Say the Hill insanees
It’s enough to make grown people cry.

And of course you cannot bring them here
Say members and staff with a sneer.
And give use details
On diplomatic travails
So to throw a wrench into those gears.

So what is Obama to do?
He can’t very well say “screw you!”
Or maybe he can
he’s a tough macho man
And in touch with his inner John Yoo.

-Publius

We thought he was hiking the trail
While he flew to B.A. for some tail
He thought he could hide
And so Sanford lied
His story was to no avail

No longer atop RGA
As Gov’nor it seems he will stay
Is what sets this apart
The affair of the heart
Or knowing that he didn’t pay?

-D.L.