The grad rates are shockingly down
As fewer wear tassel and gown
But the rate’s from ’06
Wonder if it predicts
The trend since Ms. Rhee donned the crown

The problem with any big shake-up
Time’s needed to fathom its make-up
Has the Chancellor’s phase
Led to further malaise
Or the much-needed school system wake-up?

-D.L.

She’ll need all her stoic expressions
While they hunt for judicial trangressions
No fracture or crutches
Will spare her the clutches
Of answering Senator Sessions

-D.L.