Paris responds to McCain’s ad
August 7, 2008
While sporting a skimpy swimsuit
Ms. Hilton did try to refute
Poking fun at McCain
As she launched her “campaign”
With wit that came close to astute
To his age, she did more than allude
He went by the name “white haired dude”
As Pres she’d explore
Maybe drilling offshore
To lessen our problem with crude
