Good call, Barack
August 24, 2008
The man knows his stuff overseas
And plus, if you just drop your g’s
the real reason why
He trumped Evan Bayh
Is that everything rhymes with great ease
Proof: (to be read in the Texas drawl – and mindset – of our current administration)
The voting base don’t seem to widen
Just based on the veep choice of Biden
But he might allay
Charged naiveté
By helping Barack with decidin’
Good news for the vertically challenged
August 22, 2008
For days when there’s no seat in sight
This news is assured to delight
When Metro equips
Its trains with handgrips
For those of us lacking in height
As much as it pains me to write about Virginia…
August 20, 2008
We’ve heard that today’s not the day
But rumors abound anyway
It’s not such a leap
To think Kaine will be veep
With Barack stopping off in V.A.
I can’t help but be quite aware
That the guv’nor has slightly strange hair
I’ll forgive the toupee
Since Virginia’s in play
Win first, then look debonair
What Dupont Circle needs is DEFINITELY an American Apparel
August 18, 2008
In DC we care more for scandals
Than the crime of our socks worn with sandals
Thank God shiny tights
Complement civil rights
And show off our hard earned love handles
With restaurant week come and gone
Lunch returns to being a yawn
But wasn’t it great
To pay $20.08
For bad service and barely a prawn?
But wait, that first rhyme needs amending
For the places who’re kindly extending
The restaurant week menu
At many a venue
Has yet one more week before ending
Squirrels endangered in DC
August 17, 2008
The WaPo has made me aware
That squirrels are getting quite rare
I’ve keenly deduced
Why their herd seems reduced
It’s those rats that look more like a bear
Transgender contestant on Top Model from P.G. County
August 14, 2008
Local boxer collapses at the Olympics
August 11, 2008
Edwards = Sleazeball
August 10, 2008
Paris responds to McCain’s ad
August 7, 2008
While sporting a skimpy swimsuit
Ms. Hilton did try to refute
Poking fun at McCain
As she launched her “campaign”
With wit that came close to astute
To his age, she did more than allude
He went by the name “white haired dude”
As Pres she’d explore
Maybe drilling offshore
To lessen our problem with crude
