If you think Alberto’s a sleaze
You clearly don’t know your AGs
The prize for the worst
Goes to Mitchell, the first
To be jailed for his crime expertise

But really this Nixon right-winger
Was known for his Katie Graham zinger
He subtly hinted
If something was printed
Her tit would get caught in the wringer

One Response to “Some light historical perspective”

  1. districtlimerick Says:

    As background…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Newton_Mitchell


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