Bush says Castro will die any minute now
June 28, 2007
George Bush didn’t even imply
He pretty much just wondered why
Fidel is so ill
And kind of a pill
He’s taking his sweet time to die
But right when he said this out loud
He clammed up in front of the crowd
“We can’t desecrate
A close head of state
It’s fun, but it’s just not allowed!”
White House says screw you, but in a few more words
June 28, 2007
Much to John Conyers’ despair
The White House refuses to share
Attorney Fred Fielding
Says, “no we’re not yielding
Give up ‘cause you don’t have a prayer”
