If you’re a D.C. politician
In decent athletic condition
On a different stage
You may choose to engage
In tough party line competition

Their defense in sad disarray
Sums up how the Democrats play
It’s shocking to none
The Republicans won
But it makes a fun rhyme anyway

Citing an ad about Kohl
The Justices found a loophole
The case took a stab
At safe-guarding gab
Or at least its political role

Go ahead, make that ad for TV
There’s no threat from the ol’ F.E.C.
This may change the debate
Of the race in ‘08
Or at least the campaign strategy