A history splendid and long
Can be told of the campaign theme song
But Hillary’s choice
Of Ms. Dion’s voice
Seems totally tragic and wrong
‘Fore choosing which ditty to use
She asked for her followers’ views
I’m just not so keen
On their choice of Celine
Truth be told, I think she’s a snooze
Blair credits success to never changing his shoes
June 22, 2007
If we’re to believe Tony Blair
The key ain’t political flare
If you pick the right shoes
You never will lose
So long as you wear the same pair
Yesterday marked the birth of Prince Will
He inherited quite a few mill
Along with the right
To wed whom he might
Even if the girl makes the Queen ill
