Judge refuses to delay Libby’s sentence
June 14, 2007
Scooter Libby sure has hell to pay
Since the judge refused to delay
With no word of a pardon
From Bush’s rose garden
He truly might be put away
Committee members agree
There’s something amiss with D.C.
When last t’was taxation
Sans representation
We found ourselves swimming in tea
When there’s a will, there’s a way
As proved by events yesterday
They took the first step
Towards a full voting Rep.
Now the Senate will say yea or nay
Judge sues dry cleaner for missing pants
June 14, 2007
If you bought a suit in dark blue
Just for your judicial debut
You too would be peeved
When the pants weren’t retrieved
But is that a reason to sue?
Even if you’re a stickler for dress
There’s really no need to obsess
So you lost some slacks
Just try to relax
Don’t add to our legal excess
