Senate gets close to a Gonzales vote
June 11, 2007
Today Senators will decide
How much foolishness they can abide
Why won’t he just quit
And stop being a twit
Is the question on minds nationwide
This afternoon’s vote’s just the start
Of debate that will get to the heart
Did he fire those judges
To suit party grudges?
If so, it seems time to depart
Truck takes man in wheelchair on wild ride
June 11, 2007
When police pulled over his semi
The driver had no idea why
The cops filled him in
Much to his chagrin
In a chair on the hood was some guy
Somehow he had wound up there stuck
Out of sight on the grille of that truck
He didn’t seem phased
Only kind of amazed
At his rather astounding good luck
Nadal beats the pants off Federer at the French Open
June 11, 2007
Even if you’re a true tennis pro
And have ten Grand Slam titles to show
Watch out for the clay
It’ll lead you astray
And Nadal will win three in a row
