Paris returns to the slammer
June 9, 2007
When people drink behind the wheel
They know that their deeds aren’t ideal
But not if you’re Paris
Geez guys, she’s an heiress
No wonder she planned to appeal
Her sentence was 45 days
Some thought it was only a phase
So fans on a mission
Tried an online petition
To sing Schwarzenegger her praise
She’d been in for less than a week
When the Sheriff tried something unique
Gave out house arrest
‘cause he could attest
To her mystery ailment so bleak
Re-enter the earlier judge
From his verdict, he just wouldn’t budge
She could not prevail
So with a great wail
It’s back to the jail she must trudge
