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June 30, 2007
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Bush says Castro will die any minute now
June 28, 2007
George Bush didn’t even imply
He pretty much just wondered why
Fidel is so ill
And kind of a pill
He’s taking his sweet time to die
But right when he said this out loud
He clammed up in front of the crowd
“We can’t desecrate
A close head of state
It’s fun, but it’s just not allowed!”
White House says screw you, but in a few more words
June 28, 2007
Much to John Conyers’ despair
The White House refuses to share
Attorney Fred Fielding
Says, “no we’re not yielding
Give up ‘cause you don’t have a prayer”
Congressional baseball…Dems lost again
June 26, 2007
If you’re a D.C. politician
In decent athletic condition
On a different stage
You may choose to engage
In tough party line competition
Their defense in sad disarray
Sums up how the Democrats play
It’s shocking to none
The Republicans won
But it makes a fun rhyme anyway
Supreme Court relaxes constraints on campaign ads
June 26, 2007
Citing an ad about Kohl
The Justices found a loophole
The case took a stab
At safe-guarding gab
Or at least its political role
Go ahead, make that ad for TV
There’s no threat from the ol’ F.E.C.
This may change the debate
Of the race in ‘08
Or at least the campaign strategy
If you ever question God’s will
Just look at Sir 54-mill
I’m glad to report
Our own D.C. court
Gave Pearson a verdict of nill
So “satisfaction guaranteed”
Is not a legitimate plead
Some things just aren’t free
Like stupidity
And now he must pay for his greed
Gordon Brown is up next
June 24, 2007
Today they announced that it’s Brown
Who’ll get the torch once Blair steps down
It just goes to show
If you’re Tony’s foe
You’ll all but inherit the crown
A history splendid and long
Can be told of the campaign theme song
But Hillary’s choice
Of Ms. Dion’s voice
Seems totally tragic and wrong
‘Fore choosing which ditty to use
She asked for her followers’ views
I’m just not so keen
On their choice of Celine
Truth be told, I think she’s a snooze
Blair credits success to never changing his shoes
June 22, 2007
If we’re to believe Tony Blair
The key ain’t political flare
If you pick the right shoes
You never will lose
So long as you wear the same pair
Yesterday marked the birth of Prince Will
He inherited quite a few mill
Along with the right
To wed whom he might
Even if the girl makes the Queen ill
